The Friday Five

Which rock star was recently voted the scariest of all?
What dead celebrity bank accounts are still rising?
Who knocked his own teeth out with yet another terrifying tumble?
We’re close to Hallowe’en but don’t get too scared. It’s just time for another frightfully fun Friday Five.
Tyler’s tumble takes tooth
Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge Steven Tyler hasn’t fallen on hard times, he’s just fallen. Hard.
The 63-year-old singer fell in the shower on Tuesday while staying at the Bourbon Hotel in Paraguay, cutting his face and knocking out two teeth according to Canoe.ca.
Aerosmith had been scheduled to perform Tuesday night but delayed the show until Wednesday, where Tyler appeared sporting a black eye on stage.
It isn’t the first time Tyler has taken a noteworthy tumble. In August of 2009, the singer fell from a South Dakota stage while trying to execute one of his trademark dance moves, and in 2010 he fell from a Toronto stage when nudged by guitarist Joe Perry.
If he needs help maintaining his balance, maybe it’s time to look for one of these.
Sadly, it was all in the name
When singer Amy Winehouse tragically died on July 23rd, 2011 in England at the age of 27, many believed that her death was the result of her well-known drug and alcohol habits.
If that’s where your money was placed on your 2011 dead pool, collect your cash.
RollingStone.com says that the singer famous for the hit song “Rehab” died from an unintentionally excessive consumption of alcohol, five times over the legal drunk-driving limit in Britain according to the coroner’s report, and has been ruled a death by misadventure.
Twenty-seven is not a good age if you’re into drugs and booze. Just ask Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison.
Cooper plays for Barnabas
Famous shock-rocker Alice Cooper will soon be on the big screen with a vintage vampire.
The Rock & Roll Hall of Famer is set to feature alongside Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s big-screen adaptation of the 1970s horror/soap opera Dark Shadows, according to Hero Complex.
Cooper will cameo as himself performing a concert at the Maine home of revived vampire Barnabas Collins, played by Johnny Depp.
The film, which also stars Helena Bonham Carter and Eva Green, is due in theatres in May 2012.
At least the vampires don’t sparkle.
Michael’s millions still mountainous
He’s only been a part of the club for two years, but the late Michael Jackson has once again topped Forbes Magazine‘s list of the top-earning dead celebrities.
The King of Pop’s estate earned $170 between October 2010 and October 2011, down from the $275 million of the previous year.
That number was still high enough to make the man behind “Thriller” the second-highest earning pop act of the past year, dead or alive, after U2.
Elvis Presley came in second on the list with $55 million earned, followed by actress Marilyn Monroe ($27 million) and Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz ($25 million). John Lennon and Elizabeth Taylor tied for 5th at $12 million each.
See? Some people are worth more dead than alive.
The scariest musicians of all
To help get you in the Hallowe’en spirit good and proper, Billboard.com and polled its visitors to determine the scariest rocker of all.
While Gene Simmons, GWAR, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne all made the list, two more contemporary acts got the nod at the top.
With 35% of the vote, this beef-wearing, birthed-by-an-egg pop tart came in second.
With 36% of the vote, this guy beat her.
The scariest part of all? That a guy looking like that went from this to this.
Terrifying to comprehend, isn’t it?
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