28th Oct2011

The Friday Five

by Jason Ward

Which rock star was recently voted the scariest of all?

What dead celebrity bank accounts are still rising?

Who knocked his own teeth out with yet another terrifying tumble?

We’re close to Hallowe’en but don’t get too scared.  It’s just time for another frightfully fun Friday Five.

Tyler’s tumble takes tooth

Aerosmith frontman and American Idol judge Steven Tyler hasn’t fallen on hard times, he’s just fallen.  Hard.

The 63-year-old singer fell in the shower on Tuesday while staying at the Bourbon Hotel in Paraguay, cutting his face and knocking out two teeth according to Canoe.ca.

Aerosmith had been scheduled to perform Tuesday night but delayed the show until Wednesday, where Tyler appeared sporting a black eye on stage.

It isn’t the first time Tyler has taken a noteworthy tumble.  In August of 2009, the singer fell from a South Dakota stage while trying to execute one of his trademark dance moves, and in 2010 he fell from a Toronto stage when nudged by guitarist Joe Perry.

If he needs help maintaining his balance, maybe it’s time to look for one of these.

Sadly, it was all in the name

When singer Amy Winehouse tragically died on July 23rd, 2011 in England at the age of 27, many believed that her death was the result of  her well-known drug and alcohol habits.

If that’s where your money was placed on your 2011 dead pool, collect your cash.

RollingStone.com says that the singer famous for the hit song “Rehab” died from an unintentionally excessive consumption of alcohol, five times over the legal drunk-driving limit in Britain according to the coroner’s report, and has been ruled a death by misadventure.

Twenty-seven is not a good age if you’re into drugs and booze.  Just ask Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison.

Cooper plays for Barnabas

Famous shock-rocker Alice Cooper will soon be on the big screen with a vintage vampire.

The Rock & Roll Hall of Famer is set to feature alongside Johnny Depp in Tim Burton’s big-screen adaptation of the 1970s horror/soap opera Dark Shadows, according to Hero Complex.

Cooper will cameo as himself performing a concert at the Maine home of revived vampire Barnabas Collins, played by Johnny Depp.

The film, which also stars Helena Bonham Carter and Eva Green, is due in theatres in May 2012.

At least the vampires don’t sparkle.

Michael’s millions still mountainous

He’s only been a part of the club for two years, but the late Michael Jackson has once again topped Forbes Magazine‘s list of the top-earning dead celebrities.

The King of Pop’s estate earned $170 between October 2010 and October 2011, down from the $275 million of the previous year.

That number was still high enough to make the man behind “Thriller” the second-highest earning pop act of the past year, dead or alive, after U2.

Elvis Presley came in second on the list with $55 million earned, followed by actress Marilyn Monroe ($27 million) and Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz ($25 million).  John Lennon and Elizabeth Taylor tied for 5th  at $12 million each.

See?  Some people are worth more dead than alive.

The scariest musicians of all

To help get you in the Hallowe’en spirit good and proper, Billboard.com and polled its visitors to determine the scariest rocker of all.

While Gene Simmons, GWAR, Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne all made the list, two more contemporary acts got the nod at the top.

With 35% of the vote, this beef-wearing, birthed-by-an-egg pop tart came in second.

With 36% of the vote, this guy beat her.

The scariest part of all?  That a guy looking like that went from this to this.

Terrifying to comprehend, isn’t it?

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27th Oct2011

How The Exorcist is the greatest horror movie ever

by Jason Ward

It’s been a wild month here at Biff Bam Pop!, slowly working our way towards the greatest and most fun of all the dates on the calendar: Hallowe’en.
We’ve explored the dark realms of H.P. Lovecraft and the twisted recesses of Stephen King’s imagination. We’ve celebrated the greatest villains and now, each of BBP‘s contributors are picking their favourite horror films of all time.
My choice might be predictable. It’s one of the few instances where I’ll side with the masses, but it’s for a reason:
It’s that damn good.
Year after year, this film is at the top of every list of scariest horror films of all time.
If you’ve seen it, you know why.

If not, it’s time to find out what you’ve been missing.

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21st Oct2011

The Friday Five

by Jason Ward

Who are the Marconi Union and how can they relax you more than a massage?

What’s B.J. got to do with eating out?

How much did one aging rocker pay for a date with one priceless beauty?

It’s time to decompress via some dirty rock excess with another edition of The Friday Five.

ScarJo to see Wood, for charity

Gentlemen, we finally know how much it costs:

$20,000.

That’s how much Rolling Stone rocker Ron Wood paid to set a charity dinner date with actress Scarlett Johannson.

The English guitar legend recently attended London’s Too Many Women Gala, a benefit for Breakthrough Breast Cancer, and ended up in a bidding war with a businessman over the Iron Man 2 starlet.

Wood and the businessman eventually reached a stalemate and decided to share, contributing $20,000 each according to the Evening Standard via Canoe.ca.

Start saving, fellahs.  Now you know.

Lennon fans will say “Gimme some tooth”

Lyric sheets?  Posters that inspired hit songs?  Old prized instruments used to make masterpieces?

It’s not unusual to hear of items like these going for big bucks at auctions.

This time around, it’ll be John Lennon’s tooth.

The molar was a gift for the Beatles-mad daughter of the icon’s one-time housekeeper, according to Canoe.ca.

Omega Auctions will be putting it up for bid at its November 5th event in Stockport, England, and it’s expected to sell for $16,000.

The story the new owner will tell dinner guests to explain his or her reason for buying the tooth without creeping them out?  That may cost double.

BJ’s new way to eat out

Rocker Jon Bon Jovi has decided to pursue a new business venture, and he’s out to change perceptions on volunteerism and dining combined.

The JBJ Soul Kitchen is a brand-new brasserie in Red Bank, New Jersey that features healthy variations of classic soul food dishes, in support of the JBJ Soul Foundation according to New York Magazine‘s Grub Street blog via RollingStone.com.

Instead of prices on the menu, visitors are encouraged to pay a suggested donation or volunteer in the community to earn free meals.

So, work for your meal.

Which you can do anyway.  At home.

Get your computer Hammered

U can’t search this?  MC Hammer wants to help.

At the Web 2.0 summit on Wednesday, the ’90s hitmaker announced the soon-to-launch Wiredoo.com, a new search engine designed to challenge industry-leader Google.com, according to NME.

“It’s about relationships beyond just the keywords,” explained Hammer, AKA Steve Burrell.

Would you really want to trust the business venture of a guy who tried to sell you this, this and this?

OK, that last one would be a touch of the awesome.

The most relaxing song ever

Trouble relaxing?  The band called Marconi Union can help.

Working alongside the British Academy of Sound Theory, the English trio have developed what they claim is the world’s most relaxing music, according to the UK’s Daily Mail.

The song, “Weightless,” has been scientifically designed to synchronize with a person’s brain waves and heart rate, and to reduce blood pressure.

A recent study of 40 women showed that listening to the song was 11% more relaxing than listening to Enya, Mozart or Coldplay.

Curious?  Give it a shot.

Just don’t put it in your iPod workout mix.

The Friday Five appears on the same predictable day every week at JasonWard.ca.

20th Oct2011

5 reasons why Freddy is the best movie villain EVER

by Jason Ward

When it comes to horror, there’s one guy that’s tops in my book.
Sure, he’s ugly. He’s a killer. He’s got bad taste in gloves and a worse taste in sweaters. He lives in your dreams and thrives in your nightmares.
But he’s just so much damn fun.
Since his debut in Wes Craven’s 1984 film A Nightmare on Elm Street and over the course of nine films in 27 years, Freddy Krueger has become the greatest of the supernatural slashers.
Yes, I mean he’s better than Jason. More mighty than Michael Myers. More evil than Ghostface and more crafty than Jigsaw.
Don’t believe me? Here are five reasons why Freddy Krueger is the greatest horror movie villain of all: (more…)

19th Oct2011

Talking with The Unwritten’s Mike Carey – Part Two

by Jason Ward

If you missed part one of the Biff Bam Pop! exclusive interview with Mike Carey, writer of the Felix Castor novels, X-Men: Legacy and Vertigo’s Lucifer, you missed quite a treat. To catch up, click here.

In part two, Mike Carey describes the evolution of his latest Vertigo series The Unwritten, his creative process and what else is coming from him in the very near future.

Oh, and spoilers on. Better safe than sorry…

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19th Oct2011

Talking with The Unwritten’s Mike Carey – Part One

by Jason Ward

If you ever passed Mike Carey on the street, you probably wouldn’t even notice him.

The 52-year-old man stands at an average height and is of average build, with a full head of greying hair. He smiles easily, but not too much or too little. To those that greet him, he offers a handshake of reasonable strength; not aggressive, but not soft or loose either.

Even his name, remarkably unremarkable, can slip from the mind with ease.

If you’ve read X-Men: Legacy from Marvel Comics, Vertigo’s The Unwritten or the Eisner Award-nominated Sandman spinoff series Lucifer from 2000 to 2006 however, Mike Carey is impossible to forget.

Originally from Liverpool, England, Carey has enjoyed a career writing comic books that spans over three decades and over 40 titles that also include Vertigo’s Hellblazer, Dynamite Entertainment’s Red Sonja: She-Devil with a Sword and Marvel Comics’ Ultimate Fantastic Four, in addition to publishing a series of novels about an exorcist-for-hire named Felix Castor.

In Toronto recently for a signing at local comic book store The Beguiling and as the guest of honour at the Toronto SpecFic Colloquium, Carey sat down with Biff Bam Pop! for a half-hour chat on his many works and his approach to the art of storytelling.

In part one of our interview, Mike discusses how he became a writer, working on Vertigo Comics’ Sandman spinoff Lucifer, and how he landed his recently-ended gig writing Marvel’s not-so merry band of mutants in X-Men: Legacy.

If you’re not a fan of spoilers, beware.

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19th Oct2011

Considering the Toronto Specfic Colloquium

by Jason Ward

Speculative fiction – that wonderful branch of literature that encompasses the genres of science fiction, fantasy, horror and all their cross-bred permutations – is often the maligned sibling of the much grander fiction, celebrated across Canada every fall with insert-the-name prizes and black-tie galas.

Unlike erotica, the creepy uncle-you-don’t-leave-the-kids-with, speculative fiction is often treated as the outcast sibling – she’s at the Sunday dinners, but most of the family think she’s just too weird to have a conversation with.

In the spirit of giving that branch of literature a little more time in the light, local dark fantasy publisher ChiZine took over Toronto’s Underground Cinema for the second annual Toronto Specfic Colloquium on Saturday, October 15th.

While genre conventions like Ad Astra, Polaris and Fan Expo are popular events for bringing Toronto’s fan community together, the Colloquium sought a different approach from the realm of the academic.

“The idea of colloquiums or colloquia is a lot more common there; kind of a smaller discussion group to be able to get a conversation that spreads across multiple talks,” explained Helen Marshall, ChiZine’s managing editor, event co-organizer and a medieval studies PhD student at the University of Toronto.

“We found conventions didn’t have that kind of conversation. There’re a lot of people there but nobody talks to each other, everybody does their own separate thing. We wanted to raise the level of discussion.”

Part of raising that discussion was inviting numerous local authors to give a series of talks, including young adult author Leslie Livingston (Wondrous Strange, Darklight), Caitlin Sweet (A Telling of Stars, The Pattern Scars) and Peter Watts, a biologist and author of sci-fi novels like Starfish and Blindsight. Watts focused on humanity’s perception of the world with a fully-developed lecture called “Reality: The Ultimate Mythology.”

“We’ve all run into the premise that reality is an illusion,” said Peter. “The Matrix managed to popularize that particular hypothesis.

“There’ve also been some actual papers written to the effect that if Matrix-style simulations are possible, then chances are overwhelming that we are living in one right now. It’s called the simulation argument. It’s fronted primarily by an Oxford philosopher, Nick Bostrom, and the logic is actually pretty simple: If it is in fact possible for us to create a simulated world that’s good enough to fake out the simulated inhabitants therein, then by definition, all those simulated worlds are going to contain people that are capable of creating simulations of theirs, and in turn, so on and so on, all the way down. If this is in fact the case, then you’ve got one mute-space reality and a whole shitload of virtual ones. Basic probability dictates that the odds of being in (the real) one…are really pretty low.”

Whoa. If the Wachowskis took that route, The Matrix might have been a better trilogy.

In addition to ChiZine‘s own promotional table, local genre book stores The Beguiling and Bakka Phoenix Books were also on hand to offer attendees titles by speaking authors, including this year’s guest of honour, Mike Carey.

Known primarily for his work as a writer on Lucifer, Hellblazer and The Unwritten from Vertigo Comics, Carey delivered the most poignant and thoughtful speech of the event, titled “Speak of the Dazzling Wings: Myth, Language and Modern Fantasy.”

“Modern mythologies are the same as ancient mythologies in that they give us this sense of being restored to ourselves; having our emptiness filled, having our poverty annulled. It may be illusion, but who cares? Everything else is illusion too,” said Carey.

“We read because we are people made of out of words, and all stories in the end are costumes, dazzling or dark, that we choose to wear.”


To check out JW Ward’s two-part exclusive interview with Mike Carey, click here.

14th Oct2011

The Friday Five

by Jason Ward

The Friday Five

Which hard rock siren is Revolver’s hottest?

Who’s the raging rocker that got Occupy Wall Street protesters in the mood?

What band, known for serial lateness, got in trouble with one of rock’s biggest festivals?

It’s all here, now, in The Friday Five.

You gotta fight…for the right…to be tardy

Guns N’ Roses have come out swinging against allegations that the band behaved in an unprofessional manner at the recent Rock in Rio festival.

Organizers had stated that the band’s late appearance at 2:42 AM on October 2nd was a demonstration of a “lack of commitment.”

Representatives of the band had a different perspective.

“Guns N’ Roses would like to set the record straight on Rock In Rio. The festival’s inadequate production and the downpour of rain delayed the event,” the band’s publicist told Blabbermouth.net.

“GN’R walked onstage at 2:40 a.m. and played for two-and-a-half hours in the pouring rain. GN’R would never seek to intentionally disrespect anyone, especially their fans.”

With such a longstanding reputation for being tardiness, wouldn’t it be a bigger disappointment if they showed up on time?

A doctor you can’t understand…for other reasons

This past Tuesday saw the release of a new book from heavy metal’s most iconic frontman.

Trust Me, I’m Dr. Ozzy: Advice from Rock’s Ultimate Survivor features unique tidbits from the “Crazy Train” hitmaker and former frontman of Black Sabbath on such issues as sex and strange ailments.

The book is based on the column Ozzy Osbourne started several years ago for London’s Sunday Times Magazine.

“Doing the column makes me realize that there are just as many crazy people around as me,” he told Billboard.com.

Just not that many are as crazy.

Brian Wilson covers Baloo

Ever wanted to hear a Beach Boy do Disney?

Come October 25th, you’ll get your chance.

In the Key of Disney is the latest album from former Beach Boy Brian Wilson, and will feature covers and rearrangements of songs from such Disney films as The Lion King, Pinnochio and The Jungle Book.

Wilson’s website currently features a medley of “Yo Ho/It’s a Pirate’s Life for Me” and “Heigh Ho/Whistle While You Work,” from Pirates of the Caribbean and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves respectively.

After telling Rolling Stone magazine that he was asked to produce the album by the Disney corporation, the faint sound of a Brinks truck could be heard backing up to Wilson’s home.

Morello still raging, even solo

Rage Against the Machine guitarist and current Nightwatchmen Tom Morello performed a few songs for fans at the Occupy Wall Street protest in New York on Thursday.

“First, they ignored you – then you got pepper-sprayed,” said Morello, according to RollingStone.com.  “I know in my heart, all hell can’t stop us now.”

Morello then broke into songs like “The Fabled City,” “Save the Hammer for the Man” and “World Wide Rebel Songs” from his folk side project as the Nightwatchman, as well as covering Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land.”

At the end of the four-song set, Morello had one final message for the masses:

“Take it easy, but take it.”

Then he took a cab.  Away from the protest.  The masses marched on.

Really?  She’s that hot?

Evanescence frontwoman Amy Lee has been declared the “Hottest Woman in Hard Rock” by Revolver Magazine.

The 29-year-old beat Lacuna Coil’s Cristina Scabbia, Picture Me Broken’s Brooklyn and Taylor Momsen      in the countdown.

“Nobody would think I was the hottest chick in metal if I didn’t put a whole bunch of make-up on and have a team working on me all morning,” said Lee.

Earlier this week, the band released Evanescence, its first album in five years.

Just a coincidence of timing?

Yeah.  Right.

The Friday Five appears every Friday at JasonWard.ca.

13th Oct2011

Stephen King’s 5 best & 5 worst adaptations to film & tv

by Jason Ward

Horror author Stephen King is, without a doubt, one of the most prolific authors of the last 50 years.

He’s released forty-nine novels, nine collections of short stories, five non-fiction books and sold over 350 million copies, if Wikipedia is to be believed.

On the silver screen and on television, King’s success is equally notable. With over forty movies and numerous TV miniseries, Stephen King has become one of the biggest names in not just horror, but entertainment.

Like any creator, some of the work is great.

Other work, not so much.

As we at Biff Bam Pop! continue to celebrate the legacy of Stephen King this week, here’s a list of the five best and worst film and TV adaptations. (more…)

07th Oct2011

The Friday Five

by Jason Ward

It’s been a quieter week, but not without incident.

Which song was recently tapped as the worst of the 1980s?

Who does Brian May want fronting Queen next?

What rock & roll heiress is moving down to Califor-nee?

It’s time to dive in to another tasty edition of The Friday Five.

The Bean has it

Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of the late rocker Kurt Cobain, is in the money.

After inheriting 37% of her late father’s estate last year on her 18th birthday, Cobain has purchased her first home near the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, California, according to Canoe.ca.  The $1.8 million, two-storey house boasts four bedrooms and three bathrooms.

Kurt Cobain, frontman for the band Nirvana, committed suicide in 1994.  Frances Bean Cobain has been estranged from her mother, Courtney Love, since 2009.

The daughter of Hole is more sensible than the sum of her parental parts.

Hotter, too.

When Prince met Wood

He had “potential.”

“(E)ven though he was dressed slightly wrong.”

That’s what Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood had to say to Absolute Radio about meeting singer-songwriter Prince for the first time in 1981, according to Music-News.com.

“‘He had a rain mac and stockings and suspenders and the audience didn’t really know how to take him.”

Prince opened shows for the Rolling Stones in 1981, and was occasionally pelted with vegetables.

“He had a few cabbages thrown at him,” added Wood. “Now he’s come on and he is such a great performer.”

Is it okay if you still want to pelt him with food?

Lane’s death as expected

The coroner’s toxicology report is in, and Jani Lane died of acute alcohol poisoning.

The former Warrant frontman’s body was discovered on August 11th at the Comfort Inn hotel in Los Angeles with a half-empty bottle of vodka and prescription medication, according to JAM! Music.

Lane, the 47 year-old singer-songwriter known for the hit “Cherry Pie,” wrestled with substance abuse problems for years.

It’s sad that his demons defeated him, but betting men are collecting easy money right now.

Queen & Gaga?

Queen guitarist Brian May wants a new lead singer for his band.

His choice?  Lady Gaga.

“I worked with Lady Gaga and she’s very creative and is someone we’ve talked about singing, fronting the band with,” said the 64 year-old guitarist at the BMI Awards in London this week, according to Express.co.uk.

“Lady Gaga has said she would like to do something with us.”

Queen was being recognized with a Broadcast Music Industry award for achieving airplay success in the United States.

Freddie Mercury, the band’s original lead singer, died in 1991.

If anyone could pull off louder outfits than Freddie, it’s Gaga, who borrowed her name from the Queen song “Radio Gaga.”

The worst of the 1980s

Fridays are always a great time to find new time killers on the internet, and RollingStone.com has stepped up once again to provide.

The magazine recently polled its readers to determine the worst songs of the 1980s.

The posted top-ten list is dominated by one-hit wonders like “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin, “Mickey” by Toni Basil and Falco’s “Rock Me, Amadeus.”

Other notable appearances include “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Wham!, Chris de Burgh’s “Lady in Red,” Ric Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” and “The Safety Dance” from Men Without Hats.

The worst of the bunch?

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